Angelina Jolie is Salt but is She Kosher

In her latest movie, Angelina Jolie is Salt – Evelyn Salt, a tight-skirted CIA official who is accused of being a Russian spy. I think the name Salt is well chosen  since common names like Evelyn Maharaj or even Evelyn Kathiravelupillai would hardly attract the traditional spy movie crowd.  The most popular movie spies over the years were characters with simple names like James Bond and Jason Bourne since the popcorn munching multitudes are usually incapable of remembering long names during complex plots. Apart from the traditional spy names being easy to remember, the names usually pointed, in subtle ways, to important aspects of the spies’ character. Jason Bourne sounds like Jason Born, an amnesiac spy who is unaware of his murdering past so he unknowingly becomes a guilt-free, born-again truth seeker. James Bond, a more experienced, gadget toting secret agent tries to bond with all attractive females from several nations in two hours without any diplomatic or emotional fallout.

I can only speculate what the name Salt will have on our subconscious. I suppose if she’s on a table we might think of her as Table Salt or when she gets old and hard, Rock Salt.  In the mandatory Mediterranean bikini spy scene she would be considered Sea Salt. During those steamy love scenes we may think of her as tasty but Salty. If she happens to be Jewish then she will become Evelyn Kosher Salt.

I predict the Salt movies will have a long and successful future because Evelyn Salt will be a great enhancement to the male dominated spy movie world. A sexy female can do little wrong on the big screen with the right skirt and cheekbones.

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18 thoughts on “Angelina Jolie is Salt but is She Kosher

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        ak, I Love your new look here! So fresh, sp pleasing to the eye and lil macho. LOL. How did you do it? Where can I find new “looks”? Don’t even know the terminology *sighs*
        As you know, I’m new to this (blogging & sites etc). I fell in love with my darkwood theme (no pun at all at all). However, it’s proving too dark for my spirit, my posts and MY VISITORS (I think). Sometimes EVEN I cah read wha ah write, which is a dirty shame.

        Looking for something that reflects my personality. Happy, bubbly, yet sometimes serious. An overall welcoming, rootsy, cool space. I’m I asking for too much? LOL Can you help? DIRECTIONS NEEDED PLEASE.

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          There are a number of themes and they are easy to change. Just go to dashboard. On the right side there is Appearance. Under Appearance select Themes and just follow the instructions. I will look out for the changes 🙂

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