Mini: Is this aka?
aka: Yes, this is the aka speaking.
Mini: aka, this is Mini, Mini Skirt.
aka: Well hello Mini, Mini skirt, long time no speak.
Mini: It has been a while.
aka: So what’s up Short Hem?
Mini: I just got my new cell phone and decided to test it and couldn’t think of a better guinea pig than you.
aka: If I didn’t know better I would say you were meaning to offend.
Mini: aka, no one could ever offend you.
aka: Glad you remembered.
Mini: How could I forget, I nearly had a nervous breakdown trying to offend you.
aka: Short skirts are never offensive unless accompanied by unshaven legs.
Mini: Sheesh!!! I should have known better!
aka: Is there another reason for this conversation besides you suffering form cellularitis?
Mini: You haven’t changed one bit; you are still the same obnoxious aka.
aka: Thanks, so as I was saying, what else is the reason for you using up your minutes with my time?
Mini: Well aka, I was reading your blogs recently and I have to admit I wasn’t impressed.
aka: I am not impressed with your reading ability either but there are classes which you can take. Even you can benefit.
Mini: Get-a-life aka, I mean I wasn’t impressed with what you were writing. It just so-so.
aka: It’s just so-so not It just so-so. You really need more remedial classes.
Mini: Pardon my French, but you are avoiding the issue.
aka: You are barely surviving the English and now you want to take on the French…… If we were having this conversation face to hem line I would not be avoiding The Issue.
Mini: Aka, is your mind straying into the gutter again? You seem incapable of having a sensible conversation. Just tell me what has caused your recent spate of poor blogging?
aka: You seem to strive with my mind in your gutter but since you asked I will reply. I cannot say exactly why the poor blogging because I don’t know exactly why. What most people fail to realize is that we all make blogging choices and we have to live with those choices for the rest of our lives. It could be a case of blog pressure. The way I see it is when we are dead and hopefully gone, what we would have left behind are our deeds and our blogs. If they were any good then they will bear fruit, if not then obviously more fertilizer was needed.
Mini: If I understand you correctly, you mean you are all out of fertilizer.
aka: To put it in simple layman terms, yes, but this conversation seems to be inspiring more fertilizer than you could ever imagine.
Mini: You always seem so full of it, who would have thought.
aka: Don’t write me off yet my dear short-skirt, I am still very fertile.
Mini: Oh, I get it, fertilizer comes from the word fertile.
aka: Yes, one can say it’s the root word.
……the end, or something like that