Salma Hayek – More Than Just Good Wallpaper


Salma Hayek - The Wallpaper

Salma Hayek is the stuff my dreams are still made of. Selma is currently 45 years old but it probably doesn’t matter to my memory of her and the pictures I downloaded from websites quite unlike Megaupload. Like most beautiful actresses, she takes to a bikini like voyeur takes to a zoom lens.  Apart from having the legs that will make any miniskirt look good, she once kissed a woman in a movie. Selma Hayek is Mexican by birth but sexy by nature. Unlike some fading female celebrities, she doesn’t have to do nudity in Playboy to get noticed once again.

Salma Hayek - Bikini

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Mila Kunis is Sexy


In my blog post on Black Swan I hardly said anything about Mila Kunis and what I should have said was that she is a great actress and sexy. She is so sexy she is now the new face of Christian Dior handbags or so the rumor goes and yes, expensive handbags do have faces.

Mila Kunis (Milena “Mila” Kunis ) is an actress and despite her Russian and Ukrinian names she is an American actress. Like all sexy women, Mila looks sexy when dressed up and when not. MIlas is no Megan Fox and some will say thankfully, but sexy comes in many packages and Milas is one of them.

Mila Kunis - Sexy

Mila Kunis - Sexy

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2011 in review – akalol.wordpress.com


The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

Crunchy numbers

London Olympic Stadium holds 80,000 people. This blog was viewed about 690,000 times in 2011. If it were competing at London Olympic Stadium, it would take about 9 sold-out events for that many people to see it.

In 2011, there were 57 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 713 posts. There were 189 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 41mb. That’s about 4 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was August 27th with 8,271 views. The most popular post that day was Snooki Made Simpler.

Click here to see the complete report.

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Paula Patton – The Secret of Mission Impossible 4


Paula Patton - Closeup

Paula Patton

The car sported a BMW emblem - A Ghost Protocol BMW

Paula Patton and Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 4:Ghost Protocol

Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol is clearly the butt-kicking action movie of the year. Not only that, but the movie starred the sexy and mostly unknown Paula Patton as main attraction for male fans, closely followed by various BMW vehicles and Dell servers. Throughout the movie I was wondering not only what the salary of secret agents are and how much they charge for endorsements, but why I haven’t dreamt about Paula Patton before and hoping I will see her wearing a short, tight-fitting skirt in the near future. Everybody knows that Tom Cruise is a fine actor though he is on the short side even with platform shoes but Paula Patton was the homing missile that propelled Ghost Protocol to the top of the box office charts.

Ghost Protocol may not be a feel-good movie like “Miracle on 34th Street” , “It’s a Wonderful Life” or “Dr. No” but the movie left the audience feeling that the secret of life is knowing all about curves: where to find them and how to negotiate the finest curves the world has to offer without ending up wrapped around a light-pole at 2 a.m.

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Have A Very Sexy Christmas


Sexy Christmas

Form: The management and staff (one and the same) of This Beach Called Life

To: All those who managed to come visit this blog at random intervals during the last 12 months – have a Sexy Christmas and may the stockings, g-strings and/or Speedos that you bought fit that special someone almost as well as it did the mannequin and/or sales person in the store. May your tingles be in the right place and be bright and cheery.

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