Chicken Parts Missing – Chickens Cry Foul


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Chickens, and poultry across the world are in an uproar as their name has been tarnished, once again, by the discovery of 31 million dollars worth of marijuana in container number 31 at the Port of Point Lisas, Trinidad and Tobago. The marijuana was found in the refrigerated container that was supposed to contain only chicken parts. This latest incident only adds to the mystery as many questions remain unanswered for several years such as why did the chicken cross the road, which came first, the chicken or the egg, and how many minutes for a poached egg. The new question on the tongues of everyone is not why did the the marijuana accompany the chicken parts but who stole the chicken parts.

The businessman who the container was consigned is said to be furious as several of his  high quality chicken parts (mainly breast, legs and thighs) were missing from the 40-foot container. “This will certainly create a shortage on the market” the businessman was overhead telling one of his cooks who had just finished grinding up some fresh seasoning destined to marinate the chicken parts that went missing. It is alleged that the parts are somewhere in Jamaica where the parts were stolen and replaced with ganga. Interpol is said to be hot on the trail of the chilled chicken parts and hope to recover the parts and ship them to Trinidad before the refrigeration system runs out of gas, and the businessman goes bankrupt. It is rumored that the goods were not insured.

Chicks, cocks, hens, a few ducks and several yard fowls expressed shock and horror on hearing how the parts went missing. One hen was said to be on sedatives and is refusing to lay any more eggs until the security of bird parts can be guaranteed by the Government. One cock also expressed shock, but he said this will not stop him from doing his part for the chicken parts industry. “Parts are our future” he was quoted as saying. When asked to comment, a duck that was said to be close to the situation, was grabbed up by his owner before he could quack a word to this blogger. Strong curry odours could be smelt coming from a nearby warehouse.

Have you seen any unaccounted for thighs, legs or breast recently?

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6 thoughts on “Chicken Parts Missing – Chickens Cry Foul

  1. One cock also expressed shock, but he said this will not stop him from doing his part for the chicken parts industry.

    LMAO…

    Right on the money as usual… or should I say right on the poultry?

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  3. The marijuana was found in the refrigerated container that was supposed to contain only chicken parts….who stole the chicken parts.

    Well yuh cyah jes assume dat dee parts were stolen. Look, dee first thought should be that is Jumbie whuh do it!!! By now many know dat Jumbie is Satan’s Child.

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