I like conspiracy theories so I was delighted to learn that there are three conspiracy theories concerning the firing of Fazeer Mohammed from CNMG. The first (Theory A) says Fazeer’s phones were tapped and the Blimp was following him around even when he bought doubles or took a piss – not necessarily at the same time though. The intelligence gathered from these intelligent operations was used to make a dotish decision to fire him as he proved to be a political threat every morning. The other theory (Theory B) is that Rambachan – a suspected backside with a big brain disorder – ordered the firing because his favourite movie is V for Vendetta. There is a third theory (Theory C) but it’s so farfetched that there is a greater likelihood of well-endowed, green women from Mars landing in Cedros instead of the United States or Calder Hart returning to Trinidad for a well-deserved rest from all that running and banking. Theory C suggests that Fazeer was hit for a six because his salary was too high so he was let go to help manage the national budget.
- Fazeer Mohammed Hit For Six (akalol.wordpress.com)
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