Ferrari – A Symbol for Sex


Red Ferrari - Hot Girl

As if the world didn’t have enough car worries with the recent massive screw up from Toyota and finding legal parking in Port of Spain, it now has the Ferrari spontaneous combustion fiasco to deal with. Apparently Ferrari is now recalling all the US$265,000 ($TT3, 000,000 after taxes in TnT) model 458 cars that were made this year (2010) because of a “thermal incident” as the picture (on the l-e-f-t) shows. Because of Ferrari’s exclusive nature due to price, Ferraris have been used for years by male millionaires and ponzi schemers to attract young, willing but well-shaped females into a world of luxury, chocolates, and rocking yacht-sex.

Hot Bikini Girl Willingly Washes Ferrari

The Ferrari is one of the best known symbols of the filthy-rich male suffering from a midlife crisis or the spoilt son of a mega millionaire. There is an old wives’ tale that says the roar of a V12, 6-liter Ferrari engine can cause most well-proportioned, young females to want to strip down to their bikinis and wash and polish a red Ferrari in the hot sun while the owner lounges in the cool looking on, sipping champagne, eating cold caviar, munching on hot aloo pies and typing his blog.

Except for the occasional tendency to catch fire, Ferraris are beautifully engineered cars that were designed by brilliant male engineers with the female supermodel in mind. So, if a sexy supermodel type woman tells you she will wash your car in her underwear in the blistering hot midday tropical sun if only it was a Ferrari, sell your SUV and house to raise part of the down-payment for a used one. The thrill will be more than worth it.

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Hot Ferrari Girl

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4 thoughts on “Ferrari – A Symbol for Sex

  1. There is an old wives’ tale that says the roar of a V12, 6-liter Ferrari engine can cause most well-proportioned, young females to want to strip down to their bikinis and wash and polish a red Ferrari in the hot sun

    Yep, Old wives tale indeed. The female of the specie usually prefer anything with a gear lever… lmao.

  2. Blistering hot midday tropical sun? No way dude! Spotting!

    That “midlife crisis” thing is perpetuated by old hags that don’t know a thing about cars and if clad in a bikini, would look like a hog tied balloon or a tree dying of water.

    Seriously though, that top photo would create a ftw moment for me. “What are you doing? Get your foot off the car – and just so that you know, you’re walking home.”

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