Expatriates in Trinidad and Tobago


Made in USA

I have been working now and then with expatriate (expat) engineers with many foreign accents in Trinidad and Tobago for several years and the one thing I can say about these mostly male engineers is that they experience Trini culture and women to the fullest. I am not sure how truthful these expats are but most say they are either divorced or single and I suppose that’s why they can safely work away from home with a local woman for so long.


Trinidad Barbecue Chicken

Locals think of expats as those foreigners who build something in Pt. Lisas while shacking up with bar girls in an apartment in Westmoorings. The public even feel expats leave their mark in more places than the Industrial Estates in the form of children who resemble but are forgotten by them. I can’t say for sure about expats leaving their mark in that way in modern Trinidad and Tobago as Trini women are not easy to fool or forget since our girls are educated and look at plenty cable TV. I get the impression expats see local women as one reason for enduring the constant threat of bullet or stab wounds in guarded condos in Westmoorings. Only a few years ago, when there were tonnes of Irish men in Trinidad and Tobago, our country lost some good women through love and migration to these Guinness-drinking, party maniacs. The Irish presence now seems to be down to a trickle.


Local Dasani Water

Expats are not always a bad influence as they are largely responsible for the steak and beer sections in Westmooring’s Hi-Lo and the Trojan and sex-toy section in Westmooring’s SuperPharm. Our local Expats love bottled water because they were taught in Expat School that the locals know as much as US citizens about clean running water. Because they speak with foreign accents, expats are considered by locals to be experts in their field but this typically turns out to be not so and most are just ordinary engineers cloaking their stupidity with foreign accents and local girls in short skirts.

It is a fact we need some foreign staff in Trinidad and Tobago to build aluminum, ammonia, urea, and methanol plants, but we would prefer competent expats rather than ones sent for cosmetic reasons, only sucking up local resources and women.

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8 thoughts on “Expatriates in Trinidad and Tobago

  1. interesting choice of words: only sucking up local resources and women.

    most are just ordinary engineers cloaking their stupidity with foreign accents

    I’ve met that here too.

  2. Whatever. Once they don’t suck up all the hot local men and spirit them away, leaving me no eye candy. 😀

    There’s a sex toy section in Westmoorings SuperPharm? Good grief, why don’t I know this? (Not that I’m all that interested, really. Ahem.)

  3. Agree that they are “sucking up local resources.”

    My think is if you are “sucking us dry” at least make us feel like you care about the country and contribute to help build better communities.

    And why is it locals feel they must treat expats better than their own???

    Also note to some EXPATS don’t act like you all that or better than the locals. Take a chill pill or get the hell out!

    BTW there are some very nice EXPATS that I do know and when their tour of duty was up they decided to make Trinidad their home.

    • I have found that expats’ opinions of T&T only matter to expats. Mostly meaningless is what most expats are to locals.

      Thanks for sharing and sorry for my bitterness – it’s the CHOGM thing 😉

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