Hello Money, Money, Money


trinidad and tobago money_550Dear aka_lol,

You have just been awarded, £750,000,00 GBP in the TOYODA AWARD, send us your info for claims

Names:……..
Address:……
Country:……
Sex/Tel…….

Sincerely,
Tatiana.Deliagina

Soon, very, very soon aka would be saying good bye to all the small and poor people, and hello to the big and better people. My luck has finally changed and it had to do more with saying the right prayer in the right way than getting something from a government contract from an undisclosed contact. My wealth will not be based on raiding casino vaults or the bribing of officials to allow my shipments through. My wealth will not even come from laundering with a grocery or stabbing for a Blackberry. My wealth will come from above via Gmail.

Now that I almost have the wealth I can look for a high-rise apartment in Miami since nobody with any sense and money want to live in this hell-hole, especially if you win a lottery or into big robbery. I now know what it feels like to be rich – independent of this land of Commission of Enquiry. Now that I have some money I could set up a little company and rub the bigwigs’ shoulders. I have to let them know my one-day-old company could build box drain, cut grass and build overpass. This will be just the foreplay before I screw the country. So what if people live in water in a shed. Is it my fault they poor and live to dead?  Well, ok, maybe one day I will give the poor a little thing but only if ah sure God looking.

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12 thoughts on “Hello Money, Money, Money

  1. LOL. Love it. I won that lottery too tho and I’m not too keen on splitting my winnings so I may just have to find you and take you out in true Trini fashion.

    By take out I’m not referring to a meal from one of the many Chinese restaurants on the main road here….I’m talking about the true Trini sense of the word. The “planting drugs in your ceiling and then calling the police for you” kind of take out 😉

  2. I won that money too! I smell a rat of the cocaine-eating kind!

    Someone mentioned Chinese restaurants? They’re mating and multiplying with rabbit-like efficiency on the main road in my part of the island…

    • You know, I think there will only be one big winner and many big losers.

      Are these Chinese in your part of the island mating and multiplying right before your eyes? You can’t help but admire the productivity level of the Chinese 😉

    • When was in Trinidad for Christmas 2008, I saw no less than 4 restaurants within 2 miles, all with at least 1 pregnant Chinese behind the cash register… in some cases 2.

      I query the above statement (^_^)

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