Crix – The Hole Truth


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Fast forward to the future and the scene is not a pleasant one.

A cheap knockoff of the national cracker, Crix, is being made by an underground biscuit cartel and fooling all but the best biscuit experts. The nation is on high alert and the CoP is accepting full responsibility while  blaming citizens for taking Crix and its holes for granted. He tells the public “We should have never allowed this hole issue to get to this stage and any true Trini knows an original Crix has 18 holes so how on earth can a citizen eat a Crix without checking the holes? This is madness.” He urges citizens to report all cracker incidents to the police and to count their holes before they bite.  The Minister of National Security urges citizens to be calm and promises  a special  Counterfeit Cracker Squad,  equipped with the latest PR people and cracker hole counting equipment, will be set up.  The Opposition Leader is calling for foreign experts claiming the national cracker is in a jam. The PM thinks that remark was cheesy.

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5 thoughts on “Crix – The Hole Truth

  1. …I didn’t think about power mints but it looks like a likely candidate. Fake leaders were the first fakes we had to, and still have to deal with 🙂

  2. LMAO …. boy I real happy you does write dis blog yes …. at least ah logon and read some sense …. instead of readin de newspapers and dey non-sense …..

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