The Low IQ Killers


Tailgate Inspector

I am not worried about being mugged and beaten by Beetham bandits as much as I am worried about being maimed or killed by a tailgater with a blue light under his car. Trinidad and Tobago not only has a President who avoids real issues using boring language but one of the highest tailgater to sane driver ratios in the world.

prism-under-car-kit-bluePeople who tailgate are as useful to society as people who sell corn soup with red nail clippings and are considered the pseudo-cool of our generation.  The average tailgater is young, male, short and wears platform shoes to try to look like a real man. They are bullies who terrorize people on the road and even on pavements and jogging tracks. Most tailgaters also steal high-end office supplies like staplers, Pilot pens and photocopy machines to make ends meet. Tailgaters are insecure people who were ignored by their parents while evolving from baby to brain dead and now need a blue light and a noisy engine to be noticed. The average tailgater thinks the roar of their engines can compensate for their lack of charm and the shortness of their penises. All tailgaters have as much as 3 CXC passes and carry alias like “Bullet Hole” or “Hard Lee.”

It is bad enough to have thousands of illegal guns on the streets but with the brain dead growing faster than the Tucker Valley cucumbers, tailgating will soon be the leading cause of gruesome death in the country.

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11 thoughts on “The Low IQ Killers

  1. All tailgaters have as much as 3 CXC passes

    Hmm, sounds like a typical duncey… one may assume we have dunceys among the tailgaters?

  2. Yep, all tailgaters are dunceys but not all dunceys are tailgaters. It’s the blue light tailgaters I am most afraid of.

    Thinking about it now, even professionals with eight CXC passes tailgate probably because of arrogance and a BMW.

  3. TAILGATERS: AKA:-
    THEY BUY THEY PERMIT
    THEY DANM IGNORANT
    THEY JUST PLAIN STUPID
    THEY ARE DONKEYS

    AHHHHHHHHHHH….I CANT STAND THE LAWLESSNESS IN TRINI!

    • Lawlessness is something that makes us Trini. This a sad but true statement and it is from the top down. The way people drive is the way they behave in society. It is even considered low class if one obeys the law, like not driving on the shoulder and not breaking a traffic light. We are a society that needs constant policing.

    • I heard him speak a few years ago and he is a naturally funny man. I started to read a Woody Allen book last week and it’s good. I like deranged authors 🙂

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