Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

It is now a favorite pastime for bloggers to compare Angelina Jolie to Jennifer Aniston and say if Brad Pitt was right to leave one for the other. I don’t think there is a right or a wrong decision in this matter though very strong arguments have been made in choosing Angelina Jolie based on her lips. I don’t think there is any documented evidence where a man has moved from one woman to another based on lips alone since other body parts, such as the brain and the breast, have been known to exert strong influences in swaying a man’s mind.  I can’t think of any reason why any of these people have occupied so much of our minds and blogs over the years other than our own lives are lacking in the excitement department. In keeping with this lack of excitement concept I have decided to offer people the opportunity to cast a vote for these two women and the results will be submitted to Mr. Pitt at a later date.

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston

I am also including Rosario Dawson in the mix for those who can’t decide either way.

Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson

21 thoughts on “Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston

  1. As if anyone would f*#n go for a fugly gothic princess like angelina jolie shes a ferral no offence but id rather the girl next door jen anyday !

  2. Jen looks like she is boring as hell. Angelina is adventurous and exciting. Yes, Angelina has a mysstery side to her but don’t we all, i know i do. It really is not good to let people know everything about you because then you have nothing to keep to yourself. ANGELINA YOU ARE MY KIND OF BITCH! WITH THE KNIVES AND SWORDS, LET BRAD KNOW WHO’S IN CHARGE!!!!!

  3. Angelina has a refined class to her with all the allures of sophisticates.

    You can buy sophisticated looking things and not be sophisticated. Such is the case of Jen.

    Jen, monosyllable, simple. Angelina, complicated, exotic. Jen is about as cool as a mom in the suburbs with a great bod and an upper hand in the Jones’ war and the homeowners’ association. Angelina? Taking on international problems and humanitarian. Yeah she’s a homewrecker, but she’s a damn good one. Jen? Good girl crying at home desperately trying to keep up. No one likes a desperate girl. Angelina? Definitely not. You have to keep up with her.

  4. Jeniffer it’s a forever child, she’s probably right not to have one. Being a sweetheart is not all you need to be in life, especially when you wanna be Pitt’s mate. He’s so much more intense and complex than her, they weren’t to be together.
    Not getting over- after 4 years of watching him raising 6 kids and being in love with someone else- is beyond dumb: it’s plain sick…
    Hollywood stars are well known for their long lasting relationships… it’s only smart to be extremely shocked when Brad leaves Jen…
    Anybody that thinks Brad owes something to family and traditional values should only pray to God to keep him in the mood he is right now… Otherwise they’re only being what they’re accusing others of being: mean and evil.

  5. With AJ clearly being the most beautiful and exotically alluring woman in the public eye over the last decade, my vote for her over JA (Hmm… AJ/JA? Some deep, Twilight Language symbology buried in here…) was a slam dunk. Then some underpaid genius–probably in your Mind Control/Propaganda/Sales Dept.–just has to go and “include” RD for those saps whose minds weren’t already made up for them years ago. Brilliant maneuver! Both are stunningly gorgeous women, but RD is almost certainly the “Anti-AJ.” While Ms. Jolie seems to exude nuclear-powered sex pheromones from every pore of that luscious form, most men realize that ultimately, she is an unattainable creation of the magic silver screen (and married).
    Rosario Dawson may not seem to emanate radioactive sex hormones, but I believe she may actually possess a quality just as rare. She’s always struck me as just your average, everyday, drop-dead gorgeous woman, you know what I mean? One with which you could even foresee yourself engaging in a nice, spontaneous conversation. I mean no slight on Angelina at all, but Rosario does not seem to take the whole “Fame + Beauty = Me!” equation very seriously (a quick search says she’s not married). Add that “normal girl charm” to her dazzling, billion-watt smile, and IMHO the total package is even better than radioactive pheromones!
    Who was the other choice again?

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