Things that go crack in the night


Before flying to and from Trinidad there are two things passengers must check for. The first is for severe weather advisories and the second is for runway cracks. Currently, a number of reputable websites are posting detailed information on the weather but very few are monitoring runway cracks. These cracks are know to mysteriously develop in the dead of night and no explanation has ever been found for its sudden development immediately after the runway has been repaved. As is customary, Contractors and Ministers are trying to concoct an explanation in the shortest possible time. It is expected that this recent local natural phenomenon will be known as the Runaway Crack and will spur the development of a new and lucrative industry called Perpetual Repaving for the Well Connected Contractor. Public safety and inconvenience will only be paid lip service once the contracted connection is right.

May the Tarmac be with you!

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