What is extra virgin, or more precisely, do you know any. Suicide-bombers, a flourishing, yet dying profession, will blow up the world for the reward of a few regular virgins can you imagine what they would do for extra virgins. Extra virgin is a loose and misleading term that should not be bandied about on the streets and especially on supermarket shelves because the average parent is not ready for the questions it may bring during family shopping expeditions:
Son – Mommy, Daddy, what is extra virgin and is it better than regular virgin?
Daddy – In my days Son, we only had regular and even those were hard to find.
Mommy – I doubt your father ever had one…except for one I mean.
Daddy – Year, right. I knew quite a few in my time…
Mommy – …and they still are virgins.
Son – So, should we get the extra virgin or the regular?
Daddy – It’s all a matter of taste and how good your heart is, Son.
Mom – Your father may develop a heart problem if even thinks about it.
Son – Does this mean Daddy can’t have it?
Daddy – Your Mommy says I can look all I want but I have to leave it on the shelf.
Son – Even the extra virgin?
Mommy – Especially the extra virgin.