Fire Cell

The cell phone phenomenon is no longer a phenomenon but a new way of life, and a new excuse for accidentally running over people and into electricity poles. It is also a new way of being rude and a certainly an extra special way of disposing of our income. It is also an easy way of staying in touch with those you don’t want to stay in touch with, such as insurance agents and the owner of the green BMW you scratched in the car park at Movietowne last Wednesday at around 9:25 pm, while desperately trying to make eye-contact with a girl in an extra short skirt, but failed because your eyes never made it past her……legs. Yes, men do scratch cars but only for good reason. Let me continue. The world is getting smaller every day but does it have to get so small so fast. I liked the way it was, distant and unreachable. The Internet has made distance irrelevant but fiber cables necessary. The cell phone has made large countries small and caused tropical islands to replace coconut trees with cell towers and green balloons. Our landscape is changing but we are happy and connected.

The way the world works is like this; all luxuries becomes necessities, all necessities become conveniences, and all conveniences become inconvenient, especially when there is no signal. A classic example is fire. When fire was first invented by a caveman rubbing his sticks, it was a luxury enjoyed only by the upper-class cave dweller with someone to help him rub his sticks. In a few short years the fire business was booming as cave-women learnt how to light a cave-man’s fire simply by looking at his sticks. Then the inconvenience set in as cave-women grew to understand the power of the flame and cave-men grew addicted to it. The rest is painful history.

The magic is in the flame, not the stick.
The Unknown Cave-man

2 thoughts on “Fire Cell

  1. ha ha ha !!! a wonderful summation of the physics of life.

    u never fail to make me laff!!!

    by the way i personally think fire was invented / came from the sun…


  2. :)…loved the end of this one.

    Sorry, but I can’t hear the word cell phone and not get instantly pissed off. recently a very closed loved one was robbed, at 8:30pm outside of Subway, with her hand on the door of her car. No, they didn’t take her purse, or her life…but her cell phone. She got hit in the face, and a broken finger…for what? A cell phone. All he had to do was ask. A magenta razr will look great on him, won’t it? But I suppose all he’s going to do is sell it. He’d have gotten more, faster if he’d just taken the purse.

    Nothing incites violent behaviour more than crimes against people you love. Sweet Trinidad. All I can predict her near future…is chaos.

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