Pop Goes The Ego


My recent blogs and blog comments have pushed me into scalding hot water once again. It has been confirmed that my name was dragged through some dirt, stomped on, then promptly placed on two hit-lists. Regrettably, none of those lists have anything to do with music or x-rated movies. The first list was generated by an underground women’s organization of male-bashers and Ninja assassins called Pop Goes The Ego (PGTE). The other food-stained list was seen hanging next to a male-approved-photo of Miss Mini at a pub, and signed by members of the notorious, grossly disorganized, and typically clueless all-male organization known as (no, not “Pop It,” thought that might be appropriate) “Sleaze Ball,” or “Sleazy Balls,” as PGTE affectionately refers to them. One side thinks I am scum and the other side thinks I am dirt, so now I feel I am part of a laundry detergent ad.

All this attention has me terrified, as any good bloger should be. Unlike Bond, the ability to stay calm while holding a pretty girl during a crisis is not my cup of tea. I don’t know how many of you have picked it up, but Bond holding a pretty girl was the real crisis and not the nuclear bomb set to go off in 30 seconds. Apparently, Bond’s bomb always goes off in 30 seconds or less and after it goes off there would be very little action. Super slow motion was used but that had limited effect. Exactly what I am going to be hit with, how often, when, and where is still not known. I suppose the where part should be obvious but the rest remains a mystery. I complained to the International Blogers Union but there was a foul smell in the air as they simply laughed in my face and hung up; a feat which is very difficult to do by phone but yet they managed.

Not only have my recent blogs been cited as the cause of my demise, but one of the older ones:

Yes, This One

to be continued………??

p.s. There is SOMETHING NEW FROM KRISTA-LEE BISSOON .

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5 thoughts on “Pop Goes The Ego

  1. AKA … where does this abject madness come from. I must answer my self and say your imagaination, but that lead to the question of what goes on in your head? Considering you let us in this far; I am afraid to ask you to take us further.

    You are enjoyable, strange but enjoyable none the less.

    That pic was odd.

  2. The photo in this blog shows some of the dirt that my name was allegedly dragged through :))

    I like that photo and some critics call it Down to Earth, I call it My First Dirty Pic 🙂

    Where do I get my imagination from? I honestly don’t know and several inmates at the asylum have asked me that many times. As I said in a recent email, this is how my life would look if it was a blog, but I am not sure how it would look if it wasn’t. Be thankful I am not taking anyone further because I am also afraid to go beyond that point they call No Return, No Refund. Believe me, I am not crazy but sanity is not a very easy thing to prove, and many people have gone insane trying 🙂

    aka

  3. 🙂 I’m still the Google girl and Google’s #1 fan….but i like being “emotionally honest” and “entertaining” as well !!! 🙂

    Google girl, kbissoon
    (the A1 Lover)

  4. Only minutes ago Google reliably informed this blog that Krista-Lee is indeed still the original Google Girl and they are not looking for another. The release also stated that any attempt by aka_lol, or any other part-time pathetic bloger or pathetic part-time bloger, to say otherwise will be ignored in the usual way blogs are ignored. In the same release Google also confirmed that aka_lol was once again made the list of ten most useless blogers who won’t go away, even after scrubbing. A blushing aka thanked his three delirious fans and promise to make every effort to maintain his standings in the blogging community.

  5. ayeee look lee! I know her a good few yrs now. A fello google gurl like myself 🙂

    The pic of the dirt kinda looks edible. Like chocolate something

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