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Mr. Bean, the Dentist, and Aka


Mr Bean

Actor, Rowan Atkinson, aka Mr Bean, is an electrical engineer with an MSc degree from Queens College, Oxford so, like aka, he is obviously no dunce. With and estimated worth of £100 million, he is also no pauper and much smarter than the average electrical engineer. One of my favorite Mr. Bean episodes is Mr. Bean Goes to the Dentist, which I fondly remembered yesterday while waiting for my dentist to say “Open! Drill! Restraints!” followed by “Wow, what an Audi, probably an A6 this time.” Like much copyrighted stuff, I found Mr. Bean Goes to the Dentist posted on YouTube, which probably is in contravention of copyright laws and ethical behavior.

Aka_lol’s Random Thoughts on Dentistsaudi

  • Dentists are not dogs and therefore are not man’s best friends.
  • According to the Straight Dope website, dentists are 6.64 times more likely to commit suicide than the average population.  This is why I check on my dentists more often than I would check on my barber or even my plumber. I need him alive. I want him to suffer for as long as possible.
  • I think causing physical pain and financial anguish to patients must be stressful for dentists and can cause them to go for a piece of rope or a strap on a suicide bomb as often as they go for  BMWs and sexy Audis.
  • It never huts dentists as much as it hurts their patients.
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Wolverine, My Butt


wolverine-eyes

Is it my body or my brain
Do I drive you insane.
Is it the power of my touch
Do you need me too much, too much, too much…

What is my charisma
What is my charisma

Charisma –Howard L. Marks and Gene Simmons

x-men-origins-wolverine1Women find the x-man called Wolverine to be a charismatic super hero who has more charisma than Spiderman or even the Incredible Hulk. Initially, Wolverine became a charismatic sex symbol because he was a bad ass with a good butt. The movie directors, in an effort to rake in millions in a sagging economy, decided to have the x-man bare his butt on the big screen to help generate income. This formula worked and women dragged their boyfriends and lovers, along with their wallets, to the cinema for men to see what women were missing in bed – a bare-butt, Australian actor.

Despite the Hulk having a bigger and greener butt Wolverine is considered sexier. It is clear that butt size and color alone does not make a man sexy. Men and superheroes are sexy to women because of their bad-boy attitude and animal instinct in bed. That animal should, however, never be a mouse, rat or skunk but be a wolf, a tiger and an anteater at the same time. A firm butt is  an asset to any man who is trying to attract a gym-shaped, hard-to-get female but once that man also has bushy eyebrows and the ferocity of a wolf he will have his prey.

wolverine_600x400A woman says she wants a good man but some men misunderstand this to mean a churchgoer. What she really wants is not a man who can pray and send her to heaven but a man who can send her to heaven without a prayer. Apparently, Wolverine is such a man.

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