How to find a ghost


Haunting

At some point in everyone’s life they see ghost but are helpless because they have no access to a reputable ghost buster or seer woman. As foolish as it seems to the rational thinking adult who feels getting scared is limited to opening bills every month or listening to the Prime Minister speak or seeing his wife,  ghost hunting may seem like a novelty for children but it is not. Rational online stores like Amazon have realized the need to supply adults with not just books and sex toys but with those increasingly popular adult playthings (no, not inflatable life-size dolls) called ghost detectors or EMF (electromagnetic field) detectors.

EMF Ghost Detector available from Amazon.com

These Ghost Detectors are no joke and work on the principle that the EMF is greater than normal when a ghost is present. One can prove the detectors work by simply seeing the needle go wild when placed next to a member for the living dead such as a dead-horse politician.  Several ghosts have been caught and rehabilitated because of the use of well calibrated Ghost Detectors by professional Ghostbusters in movies. Police investigators are currently using state-of-the-art ghost detectors to find out if  fugitives  are back in the country or they are just seeing ghost.  For yet unexplained reasons, this Ghost EMF phenomenon occurs more in old houses where the former occupants, including at least one child, were mysteriously murdered or in houses that were built by sleazy developers on land that were formerly Red Indian, Amerindian or even political graveyards.

A Real Ghost

One first becomes aware that ghost might be a problem when the hair on one’s back suddenly sticks up while one is looking at boring world news at midnight. Ghost can go undetected for years and is usually mistaken by homeowners as bad plumbing or an upset stomach.  Users must remember that Ghost Detectors can only find the ghost to the accuracy of the nearest corner of the house and capturing requires the skillful use of a good size crocus bag and expendable friend.  For US$20.49 at Amazon, I can’t see how anyone can go wrong and ridding a house of ghosts not only because it makes for a good night’s sleep, but can increase its resale value tenfold – just advertise the house as Ghost-Free.

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8 responses to “How to find a ghost”

  1. Chennette says :

    I don’t need those things. My mother says she was born with a veil over her face/eyes. We good.
    You think they sell one that will trigger at the gate when the campaigners do their walkabouts?

  2. Abhishek says :

    Very nice post..funny all the way. I’d like to make my country ghost free …hehehehe

  3. Jumbie says :

    Your post led me to inventing the politician or dead horse detector last night. For a moderate fee, I will supply each household to detect windbags on the move or at the doorstep.

    The lagniappe is a recorded message saying ‘you’re not wanted here’ being intoned in Percy’s voice, coming from automatically activated crossed arms.

    • aka_lol says :

      Silk Cotton Jumbie, I forgot you are a ghost expert ;)

      Put me down for one of your devices as the nation moves from bad to worse to Manning. I like Percy and also Samad.

  4. wuzdescene says :

    OMG …. how you does find these things bwoy?!

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