Adios Los Simpsons

This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield. If anybody wants me I’ll be in the shower. ~ Homer Simpson

I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! ~ Homer Simpson

You know, you are not born with a soul. You earn it with suffering, hard work and prayer. Which hopefully you did last night ~ Lisa Simpson

It’s just hard not to listen to TV: it spent so much more time raising us than you have. ~ Bart Simpson

Always blame it on the guy who doesn’t speak English ~ Homer Simpson

I think I’ve been a great citizen ~ O.J. Simpson

It was bound to happen sooner or later. A Venezuelan TV station has deemed The Simpsons unfit for children and immature adults watching television at 11:00 a.m instead of playing or reading. The TV station has since replaced The Simpsons with the more appropriate and uplifting Baywatch Hawaii aka Playa del Silicio. The TV station said it received several complaints about The Simpsons from concerned parents and presidents therefore had to do something and fast. The station admitted The Simpsons was hilarious and Venezuelans were enjoying it for years but only just realized it was inappropriate. A spokesperson for the station said The Simpsons will be shown at another time but in another country.